Not dead
Maroubra beach, yesterday arvo
Just a small update to prove I'm not dead, and placate the whingers. Yes, I made it past Seoul, yes I've been in Australia since November 30th.
For anyone who doesn't know, Australia is a large crab-shaped country in the lower-right-hand corner of the earth. Its main industries are right-wing columnists and digging shit up and sending it to China.
Pros:
- Going to the beach after work
- Pizza shapes
- There's a new secretary girl doing the big friendly smile at the the end of the AAMI ads, and she's not a patch on the old one.
Coming soon(ish): a pictorial retrospective on 2007.
posted by I-Rock at 1:44 AM
3 Comments:
I-rock I'm pleased you aren't dead. i mean obviously. That out of the way, I have missed you. And also secretly hated you, due to stalking you and seeing you grow slowly more and more tanned.
I have a new alarm clock that simulates the sunrise, so i am going to focus on that instead of on you, as that relationship is fresh and new and promising, not jaded and sad and riddled with jealousy. like ours.
That's right, you heard it here.
also bro - you dont have a blog. yet you have a lot of exciting news. So, in summary - who need s either of you? I dont, i just need my clock, and we're hanging out over here, having a good time.
wow, sounds like I'd better pull my socks up!
don't give up on me, I may not be able to simulate solar events, but I can do a mean Mary Kate, and dance in al-foil undies!
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