Monday, November 26, 2007

Sleepless in Seoul


Somewhere over central Russia.


Well, I thought I was on Korean time already: last night I slept from 10pm until 8am, and was fine all day. But tonight I slept from 10pm until 1am, when I mysteriously awoke, and now I'm still wide awake at 4am... I guess I'll finally update my blog...

I was awake for 43 straight hours getting here, some time around hour 27 I began to be able to see in five dimensions, and I think I was capable of predicting tsunamis.

My increasingly good friends from Sungkyunkwan University have continued their habit of putting me up in 5 star hotels and treating me to fancy banquets, a policy I must congratulate them on.

20 minutes before meetings started yesterday I realised I'd left my razor in Sweden (itself a recent purchase, since I'd just left the previous one in New York), so I took the one they provide in the "minibar", a Gillette Mach3, despite knowing that it'll be charged at a massive markup over retail. When I returned in the afternoon, I noticed that a new razor had been added to the minibar selection: this time a Schick Quattro4... did they coincidentally just change their standard razor stock, or are they trying to get me to upgrade?? If I take this one, will a new 5 blade razor appear tomorrow? How long can this go on? Is the razor industry developing 6,7, and 8-blade razors, just waiting for me to take the bait?? I feel a vicious cycle coming on...

It's only a matter of time before:

Friday, November 16, 2007

hop, skip, and a jump...

Fri 23 Nov 2007 at 7:30am Depart from UMEA
Fri 23 Nov 2007 at 8:35am Arrive at STOCKHOLM ARLANDA (TERMINAL 4)

Fri 23 Nov 2007 at 12:30pm Depart from STOCKHOLM ARLANDA (TERMINAL 5)
Sat 24 Nov 2007 at 6:45am Arrive at KUALA LUMPUR (MAIN TERMINAL)


Sat 24 Nov 2007 at Kuala Lumpur 18:45 Hong Kong 22:30
Sun 25 November Hong Kong 00:20 Seoul 04:45

4 Days in Korea

Thu 29 November Seoul 08:50 Hong Kong 11:50
Thu29 November Hong Kong 12:40 Kuala Lumpur 16:30


Thu 29 Nov 2007 at 10:40pm Depart from KUALA LUMPUR (MAIN TERMINAL)
Fri 30 Nov 2007 at 9:35am Arrive at SYDNEY (TERMINAL 1 INTERNATIONAL)

Fri 30 Nov 07 From 11:30 SYDNEY To 13:00 MELBOURNE

M&K's wedding

Sun 02 Dec 07 From 18:15 MELBOURNE To 19:35 SYDNEY


2 months in Australia


Sun 03 Feb 2008 at 9:55pm Depart from SYDNEY (TERMINAL 1 INTERNATIONAL)
Mon 04 Feb 2008 at 5:55am Arrive at KUALA LUMPUR (MAIN TERMINAL)

Mon 04 Feb 2008 at 8:45am Depart from KUALA LUMPUR (MAIN TERMINAL)
Mon 04 Feb 2008 at 2:15pm Arrive at STOCKHOLM ARLANDA (TERMINAL 5)

Mon 04 Feb 2008 at 5:15pm Depart from STOCKHOLM ARLANDA (TERMINAL 4)
Mon 04 Feb 2008 at 6:15pm Arrive at UMEA

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Light Over the Ranges

Just returned from a brief but dense tour of the US visiting various control systems groups and attending a robotics conference. All good fun, some old associates, some new. Lots of "shop talk" (mainly IKEA, H&M and Nordstrom, haw haw). Very hectic, but not unproductive.

Of more general interest perhaps is the weekend in the middle of the trip, which was like a yellow flower stubbornly jutting forth from the cracks between two giant slabs of footpath concrete.

On Saturday I went once again to my favourite drive-by party town, New York City. Mat and Katie were once again perfect hosts*. I arrived just in time to be swept away to Mat's brother's girlfriend's birthday party, a night which Katie has described better than I could, or indeed she could: the bulk of the descriptive work having been done by a camera who seems now to be the only one to have remembered anything. I do recall my skinny Swedish jeans were falling down a lot, but I bought a belt in San Diego, so it's okay now.

On Sunday we donned some oversized sunnies, ate some eggs benedict or muesli, got serenaded by a deranged hobo, then retired to watch an episode of Summer Heights High and break Katie's workmate's laptop. Those important tasks completed, it came time to walk teary-eyed to the train station where we embraced like three soldiers a long way from home and missing their wives, and said "seeya soon".

So it was that with a lock of Mat's hair in my shirt pocket, close to my heart, and one of Katie's tears syringed up off the dusty Penn Station floor and injected under my eyelid to mingle with my own tears, I was on the train to Princeton.

90 minutes later I arrived at Princeton Junction train station and began a short but soul-destroying conversation with the conductor of the "dinky" about where I should buy a ticket - and which one - to get to Princeton, which at least I could see was not constructive and not likely to become so soon. Just as I was starting to lose all hope and starting to think about founding a children's charity, Joe sprang from nowhere and whisked me to safety (and Princeton) in his horseless automobile.

Turns out Joe and Marietta (friends of the pare's from way back) were on their way to a Hallowe'en party, Joe dressed up as an Iranian Mullah or Ayatollah or some such (long grey beard, black robes, turbaney thing) and Marietta as a Swedish Lucia girl (coincidence?). I remained at their familiar old house with daughter Annie and her two young children, who are really very talented at making loud noises. Shortly afterwards, J&M returned and we all sat down to a hearty home-style stewpot of goodness, which was (a) free, (b) tasty, and (c) not vomit-inducing. Three points which, taken together or individually, put it a notch above the food at Tau or whatever it was called in NYC.

Over dinner we regaled one another with tales of foreign lands and so on. Joe had in fact recently been to Iran as part of an emissarial group of distinguished scientists, trying to maintain civil relations in the scientific worlds at least. Very interesting. I began regaling about a little town called Umeå, when J&M surprised me by saying they've in fact been here. Apparently in 2001 there was a big thing in Stockholm for the 100th anniversary of the Nobel prizes, and all the surviving winners got to choose a university in Sweden to give a lecture at, and Joe chose Umeå, mainly because he was intrigued by its northerly location!

(The next day we had meetings with the professor of control at Princeton, and found that she has also been to Sweden - though not Umeå - for a 6-month sabbatical, and she could even speak a few words of Swedish.)

Anyway, after Princeton came San Diego and conference and scorched earth and ash-laden winds and so forth, but that's a story for another day.

*-I highly recommend the $99.99 inflatable mattress, best lilo ever.