If I had to do it all over,
I'd do it all over you.

Snowmobile doughies on frozen ponds!
Just one of many exciting ways to kill yourself in Scandinavia!
Just one of many exciting ways to kill yourself in Scandinavia!
Speaking of recreational activities of questionable wisdom, I found a cool site about diving with killer whales in Norway. Looks like a ripper. Minor drawback: the trip costs $8,000 US. I could go on a reef trip every year until I'm 37 for that. Gotta find some sort of northern equivalent of the dive club, something which runs dirt cheap trips, without Oakley dive masks, Gucci BCDs and Tommy Hilfrigger rubber chickens.
I've found a sort of outdoor club here in UmeƄ. Their photos show potential in the rediculous hat department, particularly Kristina, Tobias, Emmy and Per, but the lack of horns is holding them back. Maria seems to have some rediculous sailor shirt on, which I'm all for.
They have a trip coming up in the spring which promises the opportunity to "explore the mythical forests of Skule". I'm hoping they don't mean "mythical" literally, in the sense of not actually existing. On the other hand, if they were the types of forests that come to life and battle evil wizards, that would be a boon.
I've found a sort of outdoor club here in UmeƄ. Their photos show potential in the rediculous hat department, particularly Kristina, Tobias, Emmy and Per, but the lack of horns is holding them back. Maria seems to have some rediculous sailor shirt on, which I'm all for.
They have a trip coming up in the spring which promises the opportunity to "explore the mythical forests of Skule". I'm hoping they don't mean "mythical" literally, in the sense of not actually existing. On the other hand, if they were the types of forests that come to life and battle evil wizards, that would be a boon.
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Yo! Are you going to be going on the July reef trip? Ive got me money saved and everything!
Hey Master B, dunno if I can make July, but I'm optimistic about the following January.
Actually, last I heard (which was about 5 days ago) they've had some trouble getting camping permits for july... at present it's questionable if it will take place at all. Might be at Bear Island!
You should start up some diplomatic negotiation channels with Henry "Woody" Woodruff the Third, as I believe that disgusting earth-primate is organising it.
I do also recall some july-directed enthusiasmic emotions from the Herr Docktor Horatio Cok.
Yer?
they're supposed to be docile, but have killer in the title, seems foolhardy to ignore this.
The cok is permanently aroused by the prospect of submerging himself in bodies of water and killing things... he was the one who sent me the info for the july trip. Why problems with getting permits for july? And i dont gots woodys email, would it be possible for you to forward it to me in some fashion. Preferably by long distance carrier pigeon. They are cool.
Woody's email address can be found encoded in the ancient scrolls of Nostradamus, who knew hundreds of years ago that you would ask that question. There's also a killer recipe for guacamole nachos in there.
Apparently both Northwest and Lady Muzza are already booked out, which is unheard of in July. Brett reckons people will cancel and places will become available though, so keep your fingers crossed.
doughies!
tinnies!
maaate!
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