A picture is worth a thousand words
Or so they say. I think these photos are worth just one word, but it's a very very rude word. This is not the worst of it, so far I've resisted from posting actual nudity. Reef trippers will soon be sent a DVD with the full story.
If I offered that DVD to the public for money, the transition of this website from travel blog to porn site would be complete. Stay tuned for pricing details.
Parents and family friends, or anyone with conservative tastes, please stop reading now. Check back in a few weeks when everything is back to normal.
Here we go.
Start off with the classic. Unarguably the best photo taken by anyone on the trip, Jenny and Steve:
The Steve high kick alluded to in the last post. You really need the hi-res version to get full enjoyment, but this is nice anyway:
Infractions of island law must be punished severely:
Could this be your hand again Choco???
Where have I seen those before?
How d'you like them oranges? Jenny and your faithful correspondent:
ummm... I don't remember this at all... must have been my twin brother?
This one's kinda cute:
Of course, those poor traumatized kids will never be the same again.
blurry pictures always seem more incriminating...
Saved the rudest for last, Neckbeard's rude neck:
Ahh, good times, good times!
If I offered that DVD to the public for money, the transition of this website from travel blog to porn site would be complete. Stay tuned for pricing details.
Parents and family friends, or anyone with conservative tastes, please stop reading now. Check back in a few weeks when everything is back to normal.
Here we go.
Start off with the classic. Unarguably the best photo taken by anyone on the trip, Jenny and Steve:
The Steve high kick alluded to in the last post. You really need the hi-res version to get full enjoyment, but this is nice anyway:
Infractions of island law must be punished severely:
Could this be your hand again Choco???
Where have I seen those before?
How d'you like them oranges? Jenny and your faithful correspondent:
ummm... I don't remember this at all... must have been my twin brother?
This one's kinda cute:
Of course, those poor traumatized kids will never be the same again.
blurry pictures always seem more incriminating...
Saved the rudest for last, Neckbeard's rude neck:
Ahh, good times, good times!
posted by I-Rock at 8:02 AM
11 Comments:
Yer, somehow your best work is always done outside the view of prying electronic eyes.
A quiet and proper Norwegian - scientists have still been unable to prove the existence of this creature. Probably a mythical invention.
My eyes! It burns!......please make it stop...
Someone on the island spiked my drink, possibly me, possibly intentionally.
They told me non-alcoholic tequila!
Guro, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that you that Steve is bending over as he's getting his arse whooped?
Guro, your blogger profile is not nearly as interesting as the name led me to believe.
All I learnt is that you are female and 16 people have been interested in seeing your ass.
I intend to start a rival blog, chocosassdottcom, in the attempt to lure more people in with the promise of lurid shots of my jaxi. It may turn into more of a fetish site.
(speachlessnessity)
Chris, I don't feel the world is quite ready for lurid pics of your (possibly hirsute) derriere....
;P
Yeah, don't know what kind of person would see chocosassdotcom and be "lured" in???
Although, if they were, they'd probably come out of it with a bleeding mouth.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds right.
NECKBEARD! ARRRRGGGHHH!
I saw neckbeard yesterday, he has restyled the undergrowth. It's still all neck, but a narrow spike going from chin to adams apple. Still looks like a small parasitic mammal feeding off his jugular.
Guro - what can I say?
maths, grammar, ass, you've got it all.
Good times? Looks like fucking terrifying times... i think if there were to be a modern clockwork orange remake, the images just posted on this innocuous piece of web space would form the basis of the slide show the droogs are forced to watch with their eyes held open for re-education. Even i, being far from a droog, feel somewhat re-educated about a lot of things, many of which i would have been just as comfortable remaining ignorant of.
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