Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Risking life and limb...



More show and tell from the Norway archives: a stream near G-Rock's hut.

You may notice the splotch marks in the middle, and also it's quite blurry, although it's hard to tell with such a small picture. There's snow on the lens, and there's a reason why.

Interesting and relevant fact: It turns out the river actually extends significantly further to the left than the snow-water boundary line would indicate.

Snow was powder nearly knee deep, I swooshed down to get a good angle for the photo... maybe a bit closer, shuffle over, and woah nelly! Ground gave way under my right foot, down it went into the river. I instinctively fell with all my weight to the left, and with my left foot, which still had traction, pulled myself up through the snow (which, don't forget to remember, was knee deep powder) to safety. Apparently I quickly took a photo, although I don't remember doing that, and I hastened back to the hut to thaw out my foot.

Turns out my boot had submerged to just below the ankle, and I had narrowly avoided water rushing in and around my warm and unsuspecting woolly socks. It only took a couple of minutes to get back to the hut, but upon inspection the lower sections of my right boot were completely encrusted with ice! Polar bears sought toe-nail holds to traverse to the penguin colony on the toe.

Told G-Rock I fell in the river to some extent, she said "I knew I shouldn't have let you wander around on your own". I suspect there's some wisdom in that, but 2006 is the year of me wandering around on my own, and even the consequences that seem bad are actually good.

8 Comments:

Blogger tangles said...

I fell in a frozen river once. However, we were actually walking down the middle of the river at the time, which was happily frozen over, but it was slushy at the edges. I don't know what the moral of the story is, however I think it has something to do with some things just being bloody bloody cold.

11:51 PM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

Yeah, that's a good moral. Also - water, liquid, phase transitions, things aren't always as solid as they seem.

Speaking of morals - I hope everyone is keeping up with the Ricky Gervais podcasts. The latest where Karl explains "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" is brilliant.

12:27 AM  
Blogger tangles said...

There are Ricky Gervais podcasts? My word!! I was wondering what to do with my afternoon!

Actually, that reminds me of a nice quote (though I normally dislike such glib bits of drivel...), "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to use the internet, and you won't see him for weeks!".

3:23 AM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

Another good one in the same mould:

Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

9:14 AM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

p.s. in case you haven't found them:
Ricky Gervais podcasts

9:19 AM  
Blogger K said...

brrrrrrrr. At least you have another one... foot that is...

what?

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to two thousand and sex!

5:32 PM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Yeah!

5:59 PM  

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