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flight two-two is off to honolulu,
flight two-two is off to honolulu,
. . .
Well, Sydney. But that doesn't rhyme, so I'm thinking of changing my tickets.

Over the last 2.5 months, I've gone
Sydney - Melbourne - Singapore - London - Stockholm - Umeå - Stockholm - London - Stockholm - Umeå - Kiruna - Umeå - Stockholm - London - New York - London - Stockholm - Umeå - Stockholm - Oslo - Bergen - Ålesund - Molde - Oslo - Stockholm - Umeå.
In the next month I will add:
Umeå - Stockholm - London - Bangkok - Sydney - Brisbane - Bundaberg - Brisbane - Sydney - Bangkok - London - Stockholm - Umeå.
34 flights in all. Boy are my arms tired!
from all the flapping... get it? hahahah, ripper
(You can catch me tuesday nights at the Brighton le Sands Comedy Club, try the veal!)
Northside: seeya later, alligator
Southside: seeya sooner, vaudeville crooner.
update: grr, I'm very angry with london and its airport. particularly how far terminal 3 is from terminal 4 (several miles as it happens). Jo, Katie, other Katie, b-roq, work on it. I want to see significant improvements when i return.
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I'm on it. First i am going to perform some ethnic cleansing... with a particular focus on the British themselves...
How about 'flight three three is off to Sydeny' ?
what the hell can i do? i cant even get the post office to not steal my packages, bastards.
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