David McGhan's World Around Him, Volume 1
Ever since the dawn of this morning, scientists and interested laymen have been perplexed by the strange stripey patterns of snow that appear on trees in the Umeå region.
Early theorists explained them as the droppings of an enormous worm that only eats snow and climbs trees to shit. However, after many failed attempts to trap this bizarre creature, the popularity of this explanation is dwindling.
A more recent theory is that the trees are throwing a fancy dress party, and through some embarrassing coincidence all the trees came dressed as pepe le pew, but many critics have noted that pepe le pew cartoons are not actually very funny, and are unlikely to be popular enough amongst the tree demographic for such a coincidence to take place.
Perhaps these noble giants will keep their secret forever, such petty and spiteful shits they are.
posted by I-Rock at 4:06 PM
4 Comments:
Obviously the plan was for you to track my whereabouts from your moron map. Apple-ogies all for making that map less... balanced. (Its still very pretty).
For the record:
1. Marie is really jubbly.
2. Brett is really gay.
Marie if you're reading, get in touch...
Brett,... meh.
but which little red dot are you?? wave so I can see you!
I saw one which must have been Wisconsin, but the map seems to have reset for the new year...
Haven't seen Marie in years, so I doubt she's reading... but you never know, the interweb is a mysterious animal. In conclusion: brett's a homo.
Nice photos! I say it is just giants lining up big fat lines of .. snow ... for NYE. Go giants!!
Won't they get a cold nose? Might catch a sneeze!
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