I get real raw, change arrangements on your face.
Update: I've added some of Mandy's and Guro's pix from my Swedish farewell party to my gallery. Hint hint, Alex, a CD of your pix would make a real nice birthday or Christmas present!!
Update: speaking of monkeys, the new Ricky Gervais podcast features more monkey news, and the Cambodian Midget Fighting League!!
When I read about the recent scuffles at Cronulla, I was a bit jealous. Aww, I thought, Maroubra used to be the place for that sort of thing...
Happily, things are sorting themselves out.
Although, even from Sweden, I can tell you it wasn't really race-fuelled. Not in Maroubra, anyway. I'll bet my bottom dollar that the Bra Boys just heard that people at another beach were smashing shit, and, well, gotta keep up with the Jones's, natch.
In other news, I've been a bit boring actually. Just working, working, working, christmas shopping, etc, etc.
Hi ho, hi ho,
a useless life is an early death.
Heard some comedian say this:
Update: speaking of monkeys, the new Ricky Gervais podcast features more monkey news, and the Cambodian Midget Fighting League!!
When I read about the recent scuffles at Cronulla, I was a bit jealous. Aww, I thought, Maroubra used to be the place for that sort of thing...
Happily, things are sorting themselves out.
Although, even from Sweden, I can tell you it wasn't really race-fuelled. Not in Maroubra, anyway. I'll bet my bottom dollar that the Bra Boys just heard that people at another beach were smashing shit, and, well, gotta keep up with the Jones's, natch.
In other news, I've been a bit boring actually. Just working, working, working, christmas shopping, etc, etc.
Hi ho, hi ho,
a useless life is an early death.
Heard some comedian say this:
It used to be said that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, eventually you'd get the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we now know that's not true.Nail, feel that? that was your head getting hit.
posted by I-Rock at 3:08 PM
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Yeah - the problem is when you also make the monkeys obey the laws of copyright infringment. Not even probability can outwit the DRM (digital rights management) movement.
Also. Cronulla was just a time bomb waiting to go off. You can only feed people on icecream and fish and chips for so long - and then they SNAP.
Jack Handy sez:
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
Me too. That's what I think (gestures indiscriminately).
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