Wrong spray merely freshens attacker
UPDATED UPDATE: Well, I finally recovered that pesky camera from my parents' house, so here's one of the pics I took from the ferry on the way over to Alex's party.
We do live in a pretty city, and I can be touristy because I'm about to leave it!
UPDATE: Reeftrippers: Check out Kjetil's surf movies. Wikkid!!
(kinda large though, 40-100MB)
Went to see regurgitator last night with Paul and Mikey and Caveman, lots of fun. They played all the old faves, kong foo sing, f.s.o., black bugs, i.w.l.y.a., and the perennial favourite Track 1, the lyrics of which Paul and I used to recite repeatedly in Yr 11 English class, much to Mrs Elliot's (no relation to Missy) dismay. They played some new songs too, which were quite enjoyable. This was followed by some noise by a bunch of people with pillows on their heads. Now, noise is fine and all, I've got a couple of merzbow cds, but this was pretty horrible.
So we went back to the hippo lounge, where Mikey and Caveman Neil had found an insane polish girl. I mean insane. She was cute as a button, good figure, pretty eyes. Only physical blemish being, well, you know those beauty spots that Cindy Crawford made famous back in the day? Well, she had six or seven of them. On her teeth. Big black and brown spots on her horrendously disfigured buck teeth.
Did I mention she was insane? Example (one of many): She said to paul, "You inspire me, you look like Elle McPherson", here's a comparison:
Then she grabbed him and forced him to dance against his will, then kicked him in the kneecap, hard enough that he recoiled in visible pain. Then she started screaming at him "aaah, you kicked me, arrrgh, it hurts, it hurts!" so that the whole pub looked around, and clearly they all thought Paul was abusing her. Paul just stood there in stunned silence. Then she explained to us that she grew up with a lot of cousins, and therefore the only way she can get to know people is by physically hurting them. Makes sense.
Anyway, She and Caveman Neil disappeared into the night together, and the rest of us went to pontoon which was dead and empty and boring and then I went home.
We do live in a pretty city, and I can be touristy because I'm about to leave it!
UPDATE: Reeftrippers: Check out Kjetil's surf movies. Wikkid!!
(kinda large though, 40-100MB)
Went to see regurgitator last night with Paul and Mikey and Caveman, lots of fun. They played all the old faves, kong foo sing, f.s.o., black bugs, i.w.l.y.a., and the perennial favourite Track 1, the lyrics of which Paul and I used to recite repeatedly in Yr 11 English class, much to Mrs Elliot's (no relation to Missy) dismay. They played some new songs too, which were quite enjoyable. This was followed by some noise by a bunch of people with pillows on their heads. Now, noise is fine and all, I've got a couple of merzbow cds, but this was pretty horrible.
So we went back to the hippo lounge, where Mikey and Caveman Neil had found an insane polish girl. I mean insane. She was cute as a button, good figure, pretty eyes. Only physical blemish being, well, you know those beauty spots that Cindy Crawford made famous back in the day? Well, she had six or seven of them. On her teeth. Big black and brown spots on her horrendously disfigured buck teeth.
Did I mention she was insane? Example (one of many): She said to paul, "You inspire me, you look like Elle McPherson", here's a comparison:
Then she grabbed him and forced him to dance against his will, then kicked him in the kneecap, hard enough that he recoiled in visible pain. Then she started screaming at him "aaah, you kicked me, arrrgh, it hurts, it hurts!" so that the whole pub looked around, and clearly they all thought Paul was abusing her. Paul just stood there in stunned silence. Then she explained to us that she grew up with a lot of cousins, and therefore the only way she can get to know people is by physically hurting them. Makes sense.
Anyway, She and Caveman Neil disappeared into the night together, and the rest of us went to pontoon which was dead and empty and boring and then I went home.
posted by I-Rock at 6:27 AM
6 Comments:
polish people tend to be kerazy... this is true. I am slightly apprehensive about going to Krakow for this reason. That, and the fact thye night train from prague to krakow is, by all accounts, a great place to get gassed and relieved of your valuables. Yee-ha! xo
Ok. We have ALL got to get better at taking camera phones out with us so that we can post these freaks. I wanna see the spots! I actually want to see how a girl can be cute as a button AND have bucked teeth and big brown spots on her teeth. I just need to.
Mouth closed: giddy up.
Mouth open: Woooaaah Nelly!
Thats a pretty picture you have of Sydney. I especially like it because it has this sense of fleeing about it. Like you are just saying, "fuck it" and heading for the open seas.
And in a sense I am!
Sweden/open seas... what's the difference?
(Yes, I know, they're spelt differently.)
Yes .. I guess you are, in a very real and very enviable sense.
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