Monday, September 12, 2005

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I had a meeting at the Swedish consulate today about work permits and visas and stuff. Ahh, I love the accents! When they talk it makes me giggle! Oh, this is gonna be fun!

A couple of very nice Swedish ladies attended to me, one of them (who was not unattractive, must have been a fox in her day) said "You know, I met my husband when he came to Sweden to do a post-doc, so keep an eye out", then she made a clicking noise with her mouth like she was rousing a powerful stallion. There were no horses in the room, so it must have been me she meant.

Then I probed their brains for party info. They told me where to find real Swedish Aquavit (dare I go there again?) and lent me one of the consulate's official Swedish flags, which I have to give back next week. I'd better take care of it!

I also asked them where I could find Viking helmets, but the best they could suggest was $2 shops. Damnit!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

without giving away my identity (and thus, at least some of my outfit): a party shop ian, try a party shop.

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't believe they let you take one of their flags! you must have had to give them some assurance that patsy wouldn't be at the party!

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s. check out this page on swedish etiquette....love the part about ensuring your clothes are up-to-date and fashionable!

6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the link might be useful: http://www.executiveplanet.com/business-culture-in/139272456093.html

6:56 AM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

"For a social gathering, informal more often than not means tastefully coordinated clothes"

Tastefully coordinated! Oh no! I'm ruined!

7:00 AM  
Blogger I-Rock said...

hmmm, on handshaking: "Smiling and other nonverbal forms of communication should not accompany the handshake when it is between people who have not met previously."

Do hip-thrusting motions count as nonverbal communication?

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would say not Ian... only one way to find out though really...

4:19 PM  

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