One word: retard
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them." - Fry, Futurama
Firstly, this is gold.
Now, Today I had to pick up some stuff from my parents' house, and then collect a registered post package at Turramurra post office.
Went to the pare's okay, but forgot about the post office and got straight back on a train going into the city. Realised this as the train approached pymble (the next stop), so I got off, and got back on another train going back to Tuz.
After a couple of minutes, a guy on the train asked to borrow a pen. Then he asked where I was going to (i.e. how long can he use the pen). I said "Central". He said "you're going in the wrong direction". I said "No, wait, I mean Turramurra". He said "We just passed Turramurra". This train then went all the way to Hornsby, and I got off there, waited for the next train back to Tuz. It arrived soon enough, and this time I actually managed to get off the train at the right station, made it to the post office.
The envelope I was picking up was the contract for my post-doc job in Sweden. It was the first piece of mail I've ever received that was addressed to "Dr Ian Manchester".
Another word: Juxtaposition.
Also, I forgot to pick up my camera from my pare's, so still no harbour photos.
(Am I officially now an absent minded professor??)
KT - I have no idea where Bernie has got to. Probably out scavenging for food
or lying a puddle of his own vomit somewhere
But I know his luck hasn't all been bad, he managed to bed (well, couch) sweet little gone child Soelvi:
Meanwhile, Keith sez:
Megasonic bass, with data chips in your face
Nuclear lend drums, that bang hard on dark tracks
Reacting reverb, concious spots on your nerve
I take a break like James Brown to the bridge
Firstly, this is gold.
Now, Today I had to pick up some stuff from my parents' house, and then collect a registered post package at Turramurra post office.
Went to the pare's okay, but forgot about the post office and got straight back on a train going into the city. Realised this as the train approached pymble (the next stop), so I got off, and got back on another train going back to Tuz.
After a couple of minutes, a guy on the train asked to borrow a pen. Then he asked where I was going to (i.e. how long can he use the pen). I said "Central". He said "you're going in the wrong direction". I said "No, wait, I mean Turramurra". He said "We just passed Turramurra". This train then went all the way to Hornsby, and I got off there, waited for the next train back to Tuz. It arrived soon enough, and this time I actually managed to get off the train at the right station, made it to the post office.
The envelope I was picking up was the contract for my post-doc job in Sweden. It was the first piece of mail I've ever received that was addressed to "Dr Ian Manchester".
Another word: Juxtaposition.
Also, I forgot to pick up my camera from my pare's, so still no harbour photos.
(Am I officially now an absent minded professor??)
KT - I have no idea where Bernie has got to. Probably out scavenging for food
or lying a puddle of his own vomit somewhere
But I know his luck hasn't all been bad, he managed to bed (well, couch) sweet little gone child Soelvi:
Meanwhile, Keith sez:
Megasonic bass, with data chips in your face
Nuclear lend drums, that bang hard on dark tracks
Reacting reverb, concious spots on your nerve
I take a break like James Brown to the bridge
posted by I-Rock at 10:38 AM
6 Comments:
That article from The Onion is gold!
What's the fascination with the pink bunny rabbit? It (I refuse to say he) is overcompensating for its cuteness by being all hardcore.
Dr Manchester? Noice one! (Let the back slapping commence)
Big ups Dr Ian!!!
Bernie can't come?
I might as well just call the whole thing off...
I'm determined to come back from the UK a Baroness...
Yeah, when I saw "Dr" and "Manchester" my first thought was, "hang on, this isn't for me, it's for Dad.... oh wait, that's what I've been doing the last 3.5 years!"
KT - A very good friend of mine, who is currently in the UK, although he's coming back here in september, is called "Angus Barron".
If you married him, you'd kinda be a Baroness?
Although you might have to "dispose" of his girlfriend first, if you know what I mean...
Cok: the Bunny is hardcare to the max. You thought Eminem had to fight for r.e.s.t.e.c.p. being a white guy in a black industry, think about a pink fluffy bunny??
He has to pop caps in at least three asses a week just to stay above water.
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ha, saw it before you deleted it.
Answer is no.
But could if you want...
gonest gonest, there's a real human being
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